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    fuckedontheinside:

    The Wonder Years - Came Out Swinging (x)

    (Source: pastpresenandtfuture)

    sonicgoddess:

    pleasestopbeingsad:

    Street harassment is not a compliment.

    This!

    obamasdaughterssister:

    obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

    obamasdaughter:

    obamathepresident:

    obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

    obamasdaughter:

    I love my boyfriend <3

    I love my girlfriend

    remember to wear protection 

    wtf dad

    Wtf mr president

    omg lol busted

    mercuriesrising:

    kirbyrightbackatya:

    night-creeping-rascal:

    kankristhighhighs:

    In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

    #some people are destined for greatness

    its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

    Yes good.

    (Source: oathkeeping)

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    blukudeiro:

    still the best thing ever


    keepdrinkingpoison:

    Greatest pick up of all time


    spindlebug:

    sweet-bitsy:

    breanieswordvomit:

    caffeinated-zombie:

    So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

    I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

    I’M SO HAPPY

    AH GOSH this has made me so happy
    what wonderful people

    memehumor:

    Don’t Wanna Look At The Camera
    http://memehumor.tumblr.com


    hotokichan:

    insanityisallihavegoingforme:

    … He is making some very good points.

    I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.

    (Source: insertfandomreference)